A Capricorn, and naturally skeptical.
And suspicious.
Of most everything, INCLUDING myself.
(Oh...)
And paranoid.
REALLY paranoid.

Be my friend. Or be AFRAID!
Thank you...

...And have a NICE day.

(Insert emoticon HERE.)

Thursday, September 30, 2010

INTRO.

"This is a test. For the next thirty (or sixty, thirty-six, sixty-three, or however-many-long-it-takes-YOU-to-read-this) seconds, this blog will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test."

(Brief, dramatic pause, filled with what only a dog can hear.)

"Thank YOU.  In the event this had been an ACTUAL emergency, dear reader, well...  YOU would have been pretty much (insert colorful, four-letter expletive HERE).  So, our sincere apologies in advance.  Please, no hard feelings." 


- The Management 

1 comment:

  1. I was really happy to follow your blog b/c I really enjoy your writing, Jeet. I may send my students here to demonstrate how very, very much a personal voice adds to whatever one is trying to say.

    Carpal tunnel, huh? Interesting...........

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